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No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck
A day where two (or more) epic gamers share a birthday on the same day
did you know that an example of a radical gamer birthday is Chiaki and Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march 14th, today😲
Chihiro: ayo bro did u see what day it is
Chiaki: ya bro!!!!!
Both: its a radical gamer birthday day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.
Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
Stav is a cool, funny and very 7wow girl. Stavs are good friends, kind and have amazing personalities. Stav has .5 photos of the forehead of everyone on planet earth and has embarrassing photos of all her friends. Stav also likes watching TV series and has very good taste in watching the right ones. She has watched Sherlock (highly recommended), and lately, has been obsessed with the show good omens but in healthy way (maybe?). She is also very successful, and will easily find a worthy date for the Yale ball (if you want I can introduce you to people as the girl who broke up with Gustav Klimt and broke his heart). She also has a cool friend who wishes her happy birthday, promises to be there for her during Yale and requests all embarrassing photos she has of him will be shown ONLY to Emma (also Tamar is ok, but only if it comes up naturally). he (the friend) also has a super good, original and uncommon hairstyle, likes to eat flakes and definitely doesn't play clash royal (we've decided to ignore that...).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳
random guy at yale: "Stav you are so amazing, can you be my date to the Yale ball?
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."
Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳
A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.
At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.
The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
When somebody, disrespects another person on their birthday on purpose.
Instead of my cousin, celebrating her best friend's birthday with her, she slept with that girl's man because she needed money. That Birthday Disrespect is grimey, yo!