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The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.
Happy birthday, kid. I banged your mom.
21👍 10👎
a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear
Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year
7👍 1👎
Being thrown out of the place you live
"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"
"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.
4👍 1👎
A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.
26👍 20👎
Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.
Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!
6👍 3👎
The day I celebrate being one year older.
So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.
15👍 15👎