fwisdom

Mindless drivel spoken as if it were fact and backed up with plagarism and lies.

Christopher is full of fwisdom and it stinks

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meatmarket

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"

girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"

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putty exam

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

I better start kissing up after that putty exam.

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dusted

1. To have bashed or beaten someone. To get hurt badly.
2. Means the same as being busted.

1. "He waz being smart, so I stepped up and dusted him."
"I tried a kickflip nosegrind on the handrail and got dusted hardcore."
2. "My wife dusted me when I got caught sleeping with her sister."
"The cops dusted me for being high while driving."

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hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

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OTT

Over The Top - as in something done outragously over what it needs to be. Compare gonzo.

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baby

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?

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