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(Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.
My father is such a tiozão! I had to spend a whole day teaching him how to use his new phone and now he shares with me every single new article Ann Coulter writes on Facebook.
deurogotory name for "Mustang"
Commonly used by riceboys, or anyone who likes cars.
Me: What the fuck you doing in that Rustang?!
Poor bastard in Ford: I couldn't afford a Trans Am!
When a person (usually an evil ghoul) dies and you want to celebrate. Used to emphasize how little you care about someone's death. Often used in combination with the phrase "smoking on that ____ pack" for greater effect.
"Did you hear Margaret Thatcher died?"
"Smoking on that Maggie pack, RIP Bozo"
Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.
"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."
Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And this is a reason to gather and cheer.
The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.
Heading to the bar tonight to hook up, but I'm broke so I just did a little cobbing before going.
Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.
Look at Ahmed... he thinks he's a Texan because he moved to America from (insert country name here)-stan a year ago, but he's really just a Texaboo.