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Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 21, 2003

18πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


76ers

3 time NBA champs; were the Syracuse Nationals til the late 60s; home of Captain Contreversy- Iverson

The 76ers got mauled in the playoffs

by 0000 October 21, 2003

43πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Delware

cool little state with no sales tax, no smoking in restaurant, and cool beaches.

I wish i lived in Delaware.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Indianapolis Colts

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison

The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971

by 0000 October 16, 2003

141πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Utah Jazz

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

117πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

by 0000 October 16, 2003

38πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Anaheim Angels

2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan

The Angels have K-Rod.

by 0000 October 17, 2003

52πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž