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jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 24, 2004

58πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


bills

Buffalo football team who lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the early 90s

Look, the Bills lost another Super Bowl

by 0000 October 16, 2003

37πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


NETS

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

by 0000 October 21, 2003

40πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

17πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Vermont

state with Ben and Jerry's, trees everywhere, and winding crappy roads

I ate good ice cream in Vermont

by 0000 October 16, 2003

50πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


Utah

full of mormons

by 0000 October 16, 2003

2854πŸ‘ 669πŸ‘Ž


Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

by 0000 October 17, 2003

37πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž