New York Knicks

2 time NBA champs; used to have great players like Reed/Frazier/Ewing; made the playoffs 12 straight years until they started 2 suck a few years ago

The Knicks used to always sell out. Now they don't have any fans.

176👍 48👎

Red Wings

10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck

I hate the damn Red Wings.

29👍 77👎

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

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Nevada

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians

I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada

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5 by 5

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

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rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

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Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

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