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A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.
You play hockey? You must get all the girls!
Jenny is the girl who is always an angel. She does things for the environment, she plays hockey, she is beautiful, she has no bad side, and I want her to become my girlfriend someday. Jenny, if you are reading this, you really are the person who makes me happier than ever. â¤ï¸
Jennifer Velky is so nice! She is an angel who I love! ð
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A girl who you think is perfect for you. Like the girl I have a crush on, she is perfect. Love you Jenny!!!
Love, Buddy.
Me: I LOVE Jenny!!! She is the most beautiful girl in the world!!!
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Rihanna: "I want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world"
When Rick from Rick & Morty turns himself into a pickle, and it's the funniest thing EVER.
Rick: Hey Morty look, I'm a pickleee!!! OH YEAH!!!! I'M PICKLE RICK!!!!
A guy who has a rare name and who usually has a brown mullet, blue eyes, and plays and loves hockey. Buddys are also typically short for their age, get friendzoned first try, and that love their family. Wait, did I just define myself?
Jackson: Hi Buddy, how did the hockey game go?
Me, named Buddy: Good, we won.