Chune

A song that you like very much

Ah put House of the Rising Sun on dude, that's a phat chune

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Shot

Verb: To shot is to sell something, usually recreational drugs such as weed. It comes from the phrase to "get shot of something" (to get rid of it)

Hey do you shot shrooms? I'd rather like to purchase some please

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Portion

1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.

1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute

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Crackney

The London borough formerly known as Hackney until it infamously became overrun by radical Hoodlamic terrorists

Shall we go to Jamal's house? Nah man allow trotting through Crackney

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Purchase

1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying

1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!

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Mish

(Adj): A way of describing a journey that is very far, usually when you really can't be fucked to make it. A mish is further than a trott, and would be more distance or more dangerous.

Shall we go to Bob's house? No man, it's such a mish

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Crackwhore

A way of toking a joint by holding it between the index and middle fingers and bonging it as to achieve the maximum effect.

Aidan: Stop doing crackwhore tokes man you'll get chung too quick
Nick: Nah man it's cool

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