donald trump

The reason hair care products were invented.

Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.

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Radical Feminazi

Radical Femenists That do Slam Poetry. Those have said that listening to a Radical Feminazi Slam Poem is equivalent to listening to an Adolf Hitler speech.

Guy 1: Yo dude, have you ever listened to a Hitler speech?
Guy 2: Nigga Hitlers dead. But I sure have listened to a Radical Feminazi Speech
Guy 1: Oh shit, so you have?

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goozle

the act of sticking one's finger in the cleft of the opposite sex's derriere.

Gus tried to goozle every woman who walked in front of him.

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vegetarian

vegetable killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The carrot stood no chance against the vegetarian.

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bungling the boocesta

the act of shoving cobs of corn up a female's vagina.

Amy: hold on, i'm bungling the boocesta
Clara: omg you do that too? i love the cob in me!

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diablo

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.

Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.

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Vegan

Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.

The poor carrot had no chance.

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