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Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020


Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

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Clarking

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.

Everything was going fine till they started clarking.

by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020


Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

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Charging Up

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day

My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.

by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021


Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021


Dom’s Bottom Drawer

A mans asshole

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

by All Bets Hedged April 4, 2020

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