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Taking a selfie when you are getting a blowjob
It wasn't my first time getting head, but it was my first blowfie.
When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.
I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.
When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.
Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.
The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.
She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.
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When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.
Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.
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When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day
My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew Iâd be charging up.