Button

(n) any area with extreme sexual sensitivity. Usually the g-spot or clitoris with women; the taint, asshole or even prostate with men.

Dude 1: She is the best I have EVER had in the sack.

Dude 2: Did she work your buttons?

Dude 1: Come on man, it was our first time! Of course not!

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Home-Wanker

One who habitually stays home, or in places comfortable to them. A condition often accompanied by heavy marijuana use and a pale pallor. Also described as someone with an unwillingness to show up for fun stuff.

Drummer: Oh man, we need Dylan to dial in that guitar solo! Did you call him?

Pianist: Yeah, but that home-wanker won't answer! You know he's playin' x-box or something.

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Townie

In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.

Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."

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