Battle Droid

A variant of Chad that is either asexual or attracted to nonliving things

Becky: Anon is SUCH a battle droid
B1-D79: I know right? Roger roger

Scared Shrekless

The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.

Jimmy hasn't spoke for a month, I think he might be Scared Shrekless