well hung

the wretched state of both body and mind an individual binge drinker achieves, after said binge drinkining continues in excess of 48 consecutive hours, resulting in a hangover, far more intolerable than a day-after-bachelor-party type of hangover.

Sweet Jesus, I drank enough tequilla to fill the Grand Canyon last night, and I'm so well hung, I would rather listen to William Hung's "She Bangs" on permanent repeat, if ony i could rid myself of this feeling.

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