Hot

A spicy food
Something with a high temperature
Me

I'm hotter than you'll ever be.

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Hypocrite

Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.

Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.

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Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

Mad

My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.

My bro is mad. It is funny.

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