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A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.
The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.
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A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.
I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!
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A flash movie on newgrounds. Stands for Fuck Dat Ass
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A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.
"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
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Where all the funniest t-shirts come from.
Need some attention? Go to tshirthell.com - You'll be running for your fucking life!
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.
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