peanut

To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.

...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.

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nonloser

A person who isn't quite popular, but isn't quite unpopular either. Similiar in social terms to the undead: not quite alive, but not quite dead. A nonloser often faces the threat of falling off the social ladder completely if they don't make an effort to hold on.

Yeah, Jamie's a nonloser; he's got a handul of friends, but he's not exactly Mr. Popular.

in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

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Anne Robinson

The most evil woman on television, but that's what makes her so awesome!

If you're going on the Weakest Link, prepare to get torn to shreds by the Queen of Mean, Anne Robinson.

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i

1) A letter that hoards of businesses and websites put in front of their names and products to make them sound cool. The trend was started by Apple Inc. and since then countless companies have jumped on the bandwagon and done the same thing.

2) A letter which, when placed in front of any word, indicates the online version of that thing; regardless of whether the online version actually exists or not.

1) I just went to iGoogle on my iMac and searched for BBC iPlayer but then someone texted my iPhone to tell to me that iMesh have been taken down off the web.

2) I was getting iBullied by this iThug and I kept hoping the iPolice would show up and kick him into iJail.

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kabollocks

The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing.

John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks.
Uptight Person: JOHN!
John: What?! I didn't swear!

other half

A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete you.

Me and my other half went on a night boat trip in Paris last weekend, it was lovely and romantic...

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