bang bang

that is the school shooter coming to kill you well it is school so i would assume he is just doing you a favor you should probably go out and thank him

BANG BANG

You: Shit that white kid I bullied is back.
Friend: Shit? I think you mean no school.
You should thank him.
You: You are right.
Ima go thank him.

You: Thanks for getting me out of school.
Shooter: BANG BANG

Friend: Shit, he actually left.

politician

a soul deprived being that somehow people actually like (reminds me of furries)

You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.

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platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

butt load

like a load but in your ass

I just gave my girl a butt load.

BLT

bouncing large titties

she has blt

Creeper World

A decent strategy game series by Knuckle Cracker that follows a story and currently has 4 games. (it has no relation to minecraft you stupid 5 year old YouTube cunts)

I enjoy playing Creeper World.

(blank) my (blank) collection

A collection of rhyming words following the pattern (blank) my (blank)

EX of the (blank) my (blank) collection:
Ripple my Nipple
Suckle my Knuckle
Learn my Sperm
Lick my Dick