The Pterodactyl

When a girl wants to have a foursome with 3 guys, but she can't decide who to pleasure first. The 3 guys then proceed to stand up next to each other. The girl gets on her knees, then gives the middle man a blowjob, while she jacks off the other two. The in and out motion of her head and arms resemble a pteradactyl.

Tom: Jenny gave the pterodactyl to those 3 guys at the party!

Don: Slut.

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J Wal

The J Wal is the combination of a mustache ride, a cleveland steamroller, and then finishing up with a Dirty Sanchez. This is the kinkiest of all sexual acts.

Mike: "Dude, I took Janie home last night and totally gave her a J Wal!!"

Steve: "Nice!"

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potato sack

Potato sacking is much like tea bagging except that it involves a much larger set of testicles.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag ladies, he potato sacks them!!

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