Heyyo

Combination of both "hey" and "yo". Hey, a greeting meant to simply get someone's attention. And.. Yo, meant to greet someone with the impression that they are less important than you, and therefore shall respond promptly. "Heyyo" is a choice greeting for most passive-aggressives. It is also for the socially awkward, yet serious, customer or aquaintence.

Heyyo.

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tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.

"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."