Fatina

A name for stretch marks on an otherwise fine woman.

From Fat and Patina

"Dude,such a shame about Britney, since her kids her ass is like cottage cheese"

"Mate it's her Fatina"

Gujarat

1. Gujarat is a state in the Republic of India.

2. A Fine example of Hebrew/Yiddish Womanhood (gu-jew-RAT)

2. Ratter #1: "Hey, that Nigella Lawson - Gujarat"
Ratter #2: "Squeak"

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Dictionraty

A Semi-Mythical work of litreature, documenting the many uses, bastardisations and paraphrases containing the term Rat, compiled one week in August 2003 by a group of dedicated skivers.

Only one of the original seven bound copies is now known to exist.

It was a good week, work was minimal and the emails were flying. The Rat was out there - squeaks were coming left, right and centre and the Dictionraty was born

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Did You Try Putting It In Rice?

Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.

Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"

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