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The Word on the Street

The Word on the street is...stop. That's the only word I've ever seen on the street.

Dude, you just ran that stop sign! Crap, man, now there's a cop behind you.

by Ben L. June 26, 2004

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


ROFLMAOOL

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

99πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


fire coming out of the monkey's head

A song off Gorillaz's second album, Demon Days (or "Daemon Days"), which is narrated by Dennis Hopper. It is more of a story with music playing than a song. Either way, it is an entertaining tale of greedy invaders mining a once peaceful island.

Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head, by Gorillaz.

(Dennis Hopper)
Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them: they only saw shadows. You see, without the Truth of the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.

(2D)
Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead

(Dennis Hopper)
In time, Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly,
their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of them up. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would soon stir from its deep sleep. And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.

(2D)
O little town in U.S.A, your time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me now

by Ben L. January 9, 2006

159πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


work on

When playing an RPG, "working on" it means that a player is currently playing it with the intent of beating the game, unlocking everything, etc. Basically a fancy way of saying "playing."

I was working on FFX-2 during the beginning of this year, then Golden Sun, then Tales of Symphonia, and now Star Ocean Till the End of Time.

by Ben L. October 10, 2004

14πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Faggotry

(n) When something is so gay it surpasses just saying "Dude, thats gay." would be changed to "Dude, thats some faggotry right there!"

"Dude, look at the shirt that polesmoker is wearing. Thats some fuckin faggotry there!"

by Ben L. June 15, 2004

706πŸ‘ 284πŸ‘Ž


lesbian

A woman or girl who "prefers the company" of other women and/or girls.

Me: Dude! That bitch Sam is a lesbian!
Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious...
Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs.

Ba dum pssh.

(True story about my dog...)

by Ben L. July 4, 2005

100πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Legend of Mana

See Seiken Densetsu

Legend of Mana was on the Sony Playsation.

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž