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What 100% of men do and canât go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.
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The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...
Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.
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The funnier version of whatchamacallit. Often used by aging steel-workers who canât remember where they left their bull-prickâ¦
Hey motherfucker, hand me that whatchamafuckit right the fuck now!
When someone down votes a post, comment, or definition (in the case of Urban Dictionary) regardless of the post and judging only by that personâs username.
Look at my username. Doesnât it make you want to try username downvoting?
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To describe a girls twat when it is moist to prepare for sex.
Wow that feels so good! Your clit is wetter than an otterâs pocket!
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Winning in life and not giving a fuck about what others think.
Donald Trump ...and I said to Iran, âDonât fuck with us!â Trumping!
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