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The act of shoving your cock into a juicy twat, moist mouth, or warm asshole.
Jeana. Oh you give my twat the best sex!
Me. I know.
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Fvck is the alternative spelling of âfuckâ and used to in order to get past the censors.
Fvck off motherfvcker
A term used to describe basically anything that you want it to. It can be an insult as well.
Def1: Go get me the, the thing, you know, the uhhh, fuck cake.
Def2: You son of bitch stole my car! Iâm gonna get you, you piece of fuck cake!!
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Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it werenât for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as theyâre already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).
Iâm lookinâ California, but Iâm feelinâ Minnesota.
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A ð or a ð depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.
As I am writing the definition of penis, I donât fall into either previous category!
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A poem.
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That I wish to lick her twat
Oh itâs juicy flavor
Is a taste that I thoroughly savor
With each lick comes hints of peach
That cause my wiener to leach
Oh and how she sucks me off
Is only marred by when she has to cough
When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb
But it only makes me want to cum
Her tits so thick
Provide amusement for my dick
Her ass is truly a bubble
But fucking it gets me in trouble
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.
I wrote this at halftime of the Creighton Zaga game so sorry for mistakes!!! Brooke Baldwin is hot and I am bored...
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Drinking alcoholic beverages the morning after a night of heavy drinking. This is supposed to help relieve the hangover but really has no positive effects.
Bro I was so pickled on those margaritas last night. I have to go hair of the dog.
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