ballerinas

(Poker term): Pair of deuces for hole cards, i.e. two 2's - tutus.

Ballerinas are best balled up on the floor.

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pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

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Like cookies in a Keebler factory

1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.

What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.

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wing king

An Air Force wing commander (US Air Force slang). It is not considered a disparaging term.

If we don't meet the deadline, the wing king is going to have my ass in his lunch bucket.

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heir mattress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!

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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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B-1RD

Slang for any generic airplane, the word bird also meaning an airplane.

It is pronounced like other aircraft designations are pronounced: bee-one-are-dee.

"What kind of airplane is that?"
"A B-1RD."
"What kind of airplane is the other one?"
"A B-1RD."
"How can two completely different planes have the same name???"
"To me they are all the same, they're all birds. Go ask a pilot; I fly a desk for the Air Force."

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