Submarine

An underwater scam created by the government in order to make money by saying they cost more tax dollars to make then they actually do and keeping the difference.

Friend:”Yo this submarine is so cool how you can breathe in it underwater.”
Intellectual:”100% a government scam.”
Friend:”Please see a doctor bro.”

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Pretend

When your friend name zac wants you to lie.

You: Hey Zac! What’s up?
Zac: Hey man wanna pretend the holocaust wasn’t real?
You: Aw man

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