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disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.

Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

10πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


pointless

Blah, yadda, yadda, blah-yad, blur bang boing blah yoinch. Yuh, yuh, yuh, do dee whoo I love you. Someone stop me.

Wow, Bulletproof Marshmallow. Your definition for "pointless" is something I can relate to!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 29, 2003

44πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž


beauty

Beauty is a thing seldom seen. It is held by all within the soul it lies, waiting to come out to the surface, but it can only be found if someone is sharing your soul with you. Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world. Only love can bring beauty out. Once seen, beauty never hides again. Not even hatred can deny beauty of it's true design. Beauty, although possessed by all by few and fewer yet will ever see one of the most beautiful sights - the beauty held by you.

It doesn't mean you're gay or no longer badass if you like that definition.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 29, 2003

2654πŸ‘ 406πŸ‘Ž


definition

If I knew what this word meant, I would place the definition here.

Can anyone place a definition here for the amazingly stupid?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

2025πŸ‘ 630πŸ‘Ž


main screen turn on

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

493πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

24πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž