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A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?
Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!
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one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
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some random bastard man from the game DanganRonpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.
Ultimate Baseball Pro, or something, man, idk.
his hair looks like it was bleached with carrot juice.
bro's never been to a baseball practice session, but he's good? damn? he was to be a rockstar, though.
he also isekai'd Sayaka Maizono cuz Sayaka wanted to kill him (out of desperation, poor girl's so lonely, stop bullying her, ya Celestia Ludenberg stans), but he turned the tables and killed her in the shower (dead in the bathroom, amirite?).
"it was in self-defense, man!"
i'd rather call him 11037 or carrot head.
he got executed in the first class trial by â¨balls in his jawssssâ¨, literally.
Makoto "the Eggo" Naegi: "ayo, who killed Sayaka in the bathroom?"
Leon Kuwata: "it was in self-defense, dude, i swear ðâ
the scummy, broke second-born of the seven demon brothers from the hit otome game, Obey Me! Shall We Date, a possible idiot and the Avatar of Greed, aka the Avatar of Getting Broke/the Avatar of Simping.
bro's the CEO of getting bullied.
"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"
a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-
kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.
when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.
he still owes Leviathan cash.
he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.
bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD ð "
the shut-in otaku third-born of the seven demon brothers from the game Obey Me! Shall We Date, my personal bias (next to Simeon), and the Avatar of Envy, and/or the Avatar of Being A Relatable Otaku.
i stan this man, i love him, and he is one of the few reasons i put up with the bullshit at the Royal Academy Of Diavolo.
he goes by the titles "otaku", "shut-in", "weeb", and "anime-obsessive introvert", which are the titles i go by irl sometimes.
bro probably has more posters and anime figurines of waifus than you've had chances to do your homework.
"the Hana Ruri cosplay is staying on during Comic Con, alright?!"
if he needs someone to help him play horror games at 3 AM, i'm gladly running over with Happy Meals in tow.
as you can tell, he's one of my favorites, and if he ever wants to live in the real world, i've got a spare bed ready for him and a whole disk drive of video games and anime for us to binge.
POV: Leviathan and MC at a local Comic Con:
"why don't we cosplay as Pokemon trainers-"
"NO! THE HANA RURI COSPLAY STAYS ON DURING COMIC CON!"
"okay, i'll just match and cosplay as Cardcaptor Sakura, then ^^"
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blue-haired girl from DanganRonpa.
she is the Ultimate Pop Idol.
her father was always busy, so she finds comfort and love in her girl pop band.
could be Hatsune Miku in disguise.
she was killed by carrot-head Leon Kuwata, but she was trying to kill him so... k a r m a
and yet, i still love, adore, and wanna care for her.
my friend: hey, who would you save?
me: Sayaka Maizono.
my friend: you mean undercover Hatsune Miku?
me: yeah.
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the overly-dramatic, stereotypical beauty queen and the narcissistic fifth-born brother of the seven demon brothers from Obey Me!, and the Avatar of Lust, or the Avatar of Materialism, Breaking the Social Standards of Beauty and Slaying.
chances are he'll either pin you because he's got the horknee or because you're wearing a polka dots jacket with a plaid skirt, don't ask how I know, I just do.
in the wise words of a certain Mammon simp... bro's the kind of dude to be horny on main in a Discord server.
sober or not, he's a flirt with nearly everyone in a voice chat. men, women, living toaster waffle, you name them, if they're human, he'll probably bang 'em.
also according to the same Mammon simp: he has godly rizz, which is ironic, cuz he's a demon.
"Luci, I'm a â¨MatERIaL GwOrLðð¥°ð¤ð¸ð³ð«´â¨"
Asmodeus can often be spotted trying to flirt with MC, spilling the tea with Satan, doing his skincare and makeup routine (no wonder his skin's clear), having more followers on TikTok than I'll ever get, and just being everyone's favorite rainbow-flag-wielding, nail polish-wearing, Insta model-looking queen/twink, I guess.
spare confidence, sirrrrrrrrr-
he's possibly part Floptropican.
wait, why does he have an emo moment in Obey Me!: Nightbringer?-
tldr: he's a thot, but he's **our** thot. a thot on his slay era.
"Asmodeus is probably Floptropican, change my mind."