humptybackswampmonster

Any really unattractive female

Hey mate look at that humptybackswampmonster *giggles like a child*

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Soldier

Anyone in the Army

Patriots, Kings amoung men, protectors of the nation (you should be greatful), legends, hero's, gods gift to women (and pubs), the ideal human being, realists, rolemodel for your children, the bit on the side for you wives/girlfriends and generally all round better than civilians.

See him? He's a soldier he is. *looks at the person in awe*

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fugly

Anyone you is very fucking ugly

Ew look at that fugly git!

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piss head

Anyone who is or has served in the British Army, long live the empire!

Squaddies are all f*&%$£^ piss heads

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