jimmywanks

1.A verb expressing complete dominance. Similar to owned.

2.Its adverd form is Jimmywanked.

1. thats jimmywanks man.

2. You got JIMMYWANKED BITCH!

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fayg

The way a guy from Brooklyn says the word "Fag".

I'm Surrounded by faygs!

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Dog-A-Thon

An extended Dog eating rampage usually triggered by UCRA, a disease which makes the host crave exssesive amounts of dog meat.


Tim Burton has this disease, and has eaten several dogs, in these rampages he nicknamed "dogathons".

Holy shit! Tim Burton just devvoured that dog whole! It must be a Dog-A-Thon!

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feaf

A slang term for a terrified dental hygenist.

Oi! My doc is a feaf, i have steel chompers!

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fucgly

Fucking ugly

that girl was fucgly, like ugh, good god!

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for 20 long years!!!

what you say after anyone asks you how long you have done something.

Girl: so how long you been drawing comics?
Guy: FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!


girl: so you ever heard that song?
Guy: which song?
Girl: Come on Eileen.
Guy: yeah i listened to it...FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!

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salty samurai

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

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