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pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

by Cock Neck July 29, 2012

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spent med

A spent med is used tampon found in an inappropriate public place.

There seems to be a big problem with spent meds in the carpark again?

by Cock Neck July 30, 2012


cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

by Cock Neck July 24, 2012