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When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
43π 13π
To screw up a major opportunity, that possibly comes along only once in a blue moon.
"One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."
101π 14π
Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".
"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike."
"Nice."
"As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!"
"FUCKING NICE!!!"
3π 9π
The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.
"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"
4π 3π
Someone with a genuine fetish, for all things sleazy. Whether it be hardcore porn, drugs, snuff, or anything else considered "left of center", and socially unacceptable. Can usually be found patronizing adult video/bookstores, leather bars, body rub parlours, bathhouses, strip joints, and seedy hotels.
"The all-night adult video shop, is a sleaze hound magnet."
4π 2π
The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
"Are you going to grad?"
"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."
30π 39π
Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
15π 34π