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the tiny little hole on the end of your penis in which you pee out of
if you don't shut up, i'm gonna stick this cocktail stick right down your japseye!
177π 76π
if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead
60π 4π
to be gagging for cock in mouth, or to be rammed from behind with a nice stiff cock
miss west was so cock hungry, she ran into assembly, pulled down a year 7 students cacks, and shoved their cock right up her jacksie!
59π 30π
what have ecstasy and red bull got in common?
they both give u wings
20π 60π
a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.
Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!
321π 97π
"to cork" somebody, is to fuck them so hard that their eyes start to pop out.
mr worms gave miss grunt such a ravaged corking, she couldnt walk or sit down for 3 days
42π 46π