pussy fluid

the fluid that oozes from a cat if you squeeze it hard enough

You thought this was going to be dirty, didn't you! Sick bastard.

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mcree

a 2 ft irish teachers who we had for biology, who gave us 30 mins to write th date & tite down

Mr Mcree: It's been 30 mins, has everyone got the title down?
Class: No, not yet sir!

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haj

another word for "spunk" or "gentlemen's juice"

david blaine hajed all over his glass box, as he was bored and had nothing else to do.

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