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cunniwingus

A fantastic type of cunnilingus in which the receiver of the oral sex experiences a feeling of ecstasy similar to being able to fly, as in, with wings.

That cunniwingus sent me up on to the clouds! My man really has that technique of his down to a science.

by D.S. Credito March 19, 2015

30πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


wealthy selfie

a self-posted image to social media that features a flashy display of large quantities of money

What's up with the wealthy selfie? Who you think you are, P. Diddy?

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

6289πŸ‘ 5298πŸ‘Ž


reverse nepotism

treating non-family/non-relatives (i.e. friends, associates) like gold while regarding family members and relatives as dirt.

After years of putting up with his cousin's reverse nepotism, Brian finally snapped and cut him loose.

by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

53πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


song selling

Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.

If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.

Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

40πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


unreleased urine flow

the excess pee that remains in the bladder after urinating at a urinal. For men, a possible solution to unreleased urine flow, which can cause a variety of health problems (including cancer), is to stand with pants dropped at or below the knees, or to pee sitting down. This can be problematic in public restrooms, for obvious reasons, but the long term consequences can be devastating.

The consequences of unreleased urine flow can range from a few drops of piss dribbling down the leg to full-blown bladder cancer.

by D.S. Credito March 22, 2015

21πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


POTATO

an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.

Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.

by D.S. Credito March 25, 2015

46πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Chimamanda Adichie

A stunningly gorgeous Nigerian-American author whose nimble writing style often presents stories from multiple points of view. Her feminist ideals and her willingness to write critically about West Africa and the Nigerian diaspora are widely considered very bold and brave.

Chimamanda Adichie's voice was featured in the Beyoncé song "Flawless," in which the author spoke to encourage today's women to overcome sexism, including the idea that women - but not necessarily men - should automatically aspire to marriage.

by D.S. Credito March 14, 2015

56πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž