e-plop

E-plop is when a work email drops into your inbox

E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox

Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.

Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

popity paunch

Big belly fat bastard with a huge gut like an upside down wok under your shirt

Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant

Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as

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uncle duncle

to take a shite

hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.

small it down

When the store is trying to scan a QR code on ya phone

Lady in store : you got a QR code son
Jock : aye yes it's on my phone il just bring it up on the screen
Lady in store: I can't seem to scan it can you "small it down" please
Jock: sorry il pinch the screen and "small it down" for ya
Lady in store: yah that's better it scans now
Jock: happydays

camp a choo choo

"Camp a Choo Choo" to have a "Cappuccino" whilst travelling on the train

Monty is on the London bound train heading to a corporate meeting

shouting into to mobile phone so that the whole carriage can hear him

Monty: "Yah Penry I'm on the way to the City"

Monty: "Yah head office meeting Penry"
Monty : "Yah Penry sitting in 1st class just having a cup of " Camp a Choo Choo" while en route"
Monty: "Yah see you there Penry"

Monty: "Yah Yah Penry ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao

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