pickle bulge

When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but you’re trying to be polite

Bradon: My girlfriend won’t ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge

Baddie

Being sassy

Yo Tiffany was such a sassy baddie today

Mhore

When your guy friend is being a hore commonly confused with whore(woman hore)

Bradon: I’m gonna go hang out with Carlie
Me: Don’t be a mhore

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Miilk!

When you grab another mans moobs and squeeze ever so slightly while yelling Miilk!

Me: Hey Bradon, do you know what goes good with Cereal
*reaches up to grab his moob*
Me: MIILK!

Britch

When your friend Bradon flinches every time in 2 for flinching

Carlie: Bradon is the wimpiest person ever
Me: yeah he is a Britch

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Ethab

When your straight Asian friend named Ethan is also secretly a gay Terrorist, you correct their name to Ethab

Ethan: Sup Brosif
Me: *sings* Ethab the Terrorist, he blows this, he blows that *sings*

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Dammit Carl

When a girl won’t ask your friend to a Sadie’s Dance

Me: Have you asked Bradon to the Sadie’s dance yet
Carlie: No not yet
Me: Dammit Carl

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