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gone off Milkybar

When you leave a Milkybar out too long and it goes slimy.

The gone off Milkybar tastes like slime.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023


gone off tuna

When you leave tuna in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off tuna smells like guts.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023


How to fix a squeaky floorboard

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023


soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023


rotten pear

When a pear goes off

The rotten pear has mold on it

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023


stabbed people

When you stab someone.

Stabbed people go to jail.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023


King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023