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A hotel that gets most of its business from people getting a room at it to have sex. And the owners keep secret the names of the people who use it.
Man1: Know where I can find a no tell hotel around here?
Man2: yeah There's one down the street and they supply free rubbers.
29π 28π
A movement that does not believe in abortion but also thinks that religion should have no part in the debate and that it in fact hurts the cause making prolifers look like a bunch of religious nuts. It believes that humans are a masterpiece of evolution and should not be thoughtlessly aborted.
John is in the secular prolife movement.
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A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.
John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.
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A derogative name for a police patrol car.
Hide in those buses here comes a shit wagon.
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A person who is in prision for breaking one of the laws that enforce one of the taboos of society and not one of the more serious crimes like murder.
Some of those people are in prision for breaking taboos such a having sex with a minor or there sister. smoking or selling pot, moon shining, not wearing clothes or breaking someones knees in a fight ect.
When is the U.S. going to release it's social prisoners.
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Another name for ecstasy. so named because some people take it because otherwise they have never known happiness in there entire life and many may never other wise.
John has to take artifical happiness.
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A trick question. It goes,someone asks you:"will you suck my dick if I wash it?". And they usually say:"no". And then they say: "You dirty dick sucker". It also doesn't get you off the hook if you say yes.
Did he get the dick washing question on you?
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