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Mitway Limp
Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.
Iâve been working at Midway Airport for three months and Iâve got the Mitway Limp.
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A middle aged white male who complains about everything that doesnât go his way.
Whyâs he acting like a Mcdonkey just because he got stuck on midnights.
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A lazy person who should just go away and retire.
I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.
A middle aged heavy set woman who is built like a linebacker.
You see that girl over there?? Sheâs built like a singletary
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A middle aged woman who snores like a tired truck driver after 18 hours of driving. She then kicks her spouse and tells him to hit the middle bedroom
Did you hear Snorzilla last night she keep the neighbors up from a block away.
When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.
That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.
Wannabee farmer who dresses like a gumba. Walks around Vernon Park Place in either overalls with no shirt or a peach colored polyester pants suit from the 80s. Sings Sinatra songs to all the college kids as he walks by them going to Tufanos, where he has actually banned from for drinking in the buff.
Vernon Park Place Gotti looks like a real momo in that outfit and his voice is horrible. I wish he would just stick to drinking and crawling home. Oh, Baboso!