Magnus

Loser, bad person in general

Magnus is a Norwegian name given to ugly babies. Sometime around 1400 A.D, this was eternal justice:

If someone were to directly speak to a person by the name of Magnus (Mah-Gn-Oose), they would be humiliated and/or executed for betraying the human kind and/or participating in witchcraft or sodomy based rituals involving scat, sacrificial offerings like babies and /or other cute, innocent and adorable animals.

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