DKDC

Doctors note to signify an illness , usually imaginary reported by an old p
erson who should be dead anyway.
"Dont Know Dont Care"

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rugby

Not(contrary to popular belief) a contact sport-

A FUCKIN' COLLISION SPORT!!

A game for Piano-Lifters AND Piano Players - can you think of any other sport that can say that?

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turtle power

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!

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Zero

The number of REAL (Not Hollywood)American servicemen who actually escaped from an axis prisoner of war camp during WW2 (1939-1945) Not 1942-1945.

William "never happened" Holden in Bridge over the River Quai.

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Dingle Berry

Halle's younger brother

Whaddaya mean Example fool?

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Neetha

Half-Caste by race.

Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage

From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'

Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).

Halle Berry is African-American?

Bullshit mate, she's a 'neetha' at best.

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negress

A great insult for anyone of any race but esp.black men.

The lowest of the low.

'You want to overcharge me for my bargain bucket?'

'Get outta here negress........'

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