Guitar Amp

Anywhere near the guitar amp is the natural habitat for a guitar player. People that don't have guitar pedals are usually found within a 3 feet radius away from their amp. Being close to the amp is essential for those people, because they have to reach awkwardly to change their amp settings in the middle of the song.

oh shit i am fucked, my sister messed up my guitar amp's settings

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iphone

a device that gets bigger every year

check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year

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Porn

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.

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