soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

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poopyoble

see giant smurf
(v) The action of woobling your poop- monkey.
(n) eskimo's hat.

"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my poop-monkey!"
"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my pooopyoble!"

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man of men

When someone is a bit too great at something.

Webbo is a dark man of men.

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trick

a trick is a ho's customer, hence turning a trick.

that trick had a nice caddy, so i stold it

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Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

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phatlip

A sweet racing team. That is alway pushing the extreme

I am just as fast a phatlip fo.

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KFClave

Poor bugger who works repetitively in KFC for low wage and high hours.

"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*

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