Zoe

A really crazy girl. Doesn't like hurting people's feelings but has a lotttt of energy. Weird, most of the time a good weird. Most of the time.

Person A: What's that loud noise?
Person B: Zoe

49👍 8👎

Cool Kid

When a someone under 18 is as cool as a cucumber and wears snazzy sunglasses

Person A: Omg who is THAT?
Person B: Omg it's the Cool Kid
Person A: Love those sunglasses

18👍 10👎

My Little Pony

A show for only elite real men.

Joe: woah man did you catch that episode of My Little Pony
Bob: yeah man princess Celestia was so wild

Joe: wanna go workout
Bob: yeah

108👍 14👎

Imani

A tomboy type of girl, confident. Fun to be around and loves pranks.

Person 1: I wonder who made the girl's basketball team.
Person 2: I bet Imani did.

6👍 2👎

Jane the Virgin

The best show ever and a great source of entertainment.

Misty: I can't believe you're not coming to the MY LITTLE PONY fan club meeting!
Bobby Joe: As much as I'd love to talk about the love triangle between Pony Boi Joe, Princess Celesta and Twilight Sparkle's toaster, I gotta catch up on Jane the Virgin.
Misty: Yo I've met lamps with more class than you!

ur gay

An insult that comes in handy when you want to be funny but aren't creative what so ever. Use this classic joke to get the girl.

Girl: I have feelings for you.
Local funny boy: Ur gay

Crack head: Are you my dad?
Local funny boy: Ur gay lol no

Gay person: What is my sexuality?
Local funny boy: Oh yeah you're gay

12👍 2👎