big mac bacon

Not a big mac, ruined by bacon

person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?

someone leaving a grave

a Something Leaving A Grave is a secretive way to confuse your enemies while saying they are a SLAG (first letter of each word)

person 1: can't 🅱elieve your with him after 1 day of 🅱eing with me
person 2: he's 🅱etter than you & he cares unlike you
person 1: i can sense Someone Leaving A Grave

person 2: what?!
person 1: ;) 🅱ye

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outlines

when a mans pee pee can be seen through the trousers as outlines

guy 1: you exited?
guy 2: no why?
guy 1: youve got outlines
guy 2:*covers trousers*

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