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When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.
Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.
When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.
When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.
When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.
When Danielâs father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.
When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.
Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.
A lazy and boring handjob with no enthusiasm
Giving someone a blandjob is one way to make sure you wonât see them naked again.
A hairpiece that covers a dog's butthole while it walks. Rhymes with toupee.
It's more pleasant taking my dog out to poop now that she wears a poupee.
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Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.
I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.
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