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When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away
On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.
The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).
Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.
Another name for rainbow cookies, with different color layers covered in chocolate.
We celebrated the legalization of same sex marriage by eating a pound of LGBTQookies.
10π 5π
A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.
We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."
18π 2π
Handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. Manual stimulation ).
He was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.
When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.
I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.
11π 3π
A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.
I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.
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