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When saying it once just isn't enough.
As Brett took Ana from behind, both hands twisting her nipples and thrusting vigorously inside her rectum, she screamed 'fuck me fuck me'
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The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
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Why?
'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
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The act of humping a partner's face during a deep throat act of oral sex, rubbing the pelvic area around while thrusting, with one or two hands on the back of the partner's head for control.
Michelle kissed Jack passionately, her tongue locked with his. She gently pushed him back against the wall, her fingers working their way down his shirt, unfastening each button.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.
Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
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Genre of metal music with strong sexual themes. Bonemetal performers will engage in live sex acts with the audience or paid performers whilst singing and playing instruments.
Bonemetal is noted for heavy bass riffs, multiple guitars with synchronising harmonies, repetition of the word 'fuck', and inclusion of orgasm in the song's lyrics.
Bonemetal originated in Sweden in the late 1980s.
Also the name of a Canadian band in the same genre.
Some good bonemetal bands are Bonemetal, Guns That Won The West, Spanktown, and Full Metal Jacket.
The songs 'Hardcore and Begging for More' and 'A Message to the Masses' by Full Metal Jacket are good examples of bonemetal songs.
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An expression of extreme frustration. Usually accompanied by table flipping, or wildly humping the couch.
"FUCKDAMNIT! The fucking porn video refuses to play. Fuck this shit, bitches."
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A stupid asswipe, who in addition to their wanton stupidity has a a severe superiority complex.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.
See that guy screaming at the fast-food clerk for not giving him a senior discount? He's a total fuckwipe.
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